i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i had to shove my hands into his pants and get it out and after that like 10 min later he whispered ‘if you haven’t noticed i have a boner now’ that was the best moment of my life bye
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wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS